I will not carve gods.
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I will not spank others.
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I will not aim for the head. 
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I will not barf unless I'm sick
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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. 
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I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. 
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I will not conduct my own fire drills.
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Funny noises are not funny. 
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I will not snap bras.
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I will not fake seizures.
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This punishment is not boring and pointless. 
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My name is not Dr. Death.
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I will not defame New Orleans. 
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I will not prescribe medication. 
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I will not bury the new kid. 
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I will not teach others to fly. 
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I will not bring sheep to class. 
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A burp is not an answer.
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Teacher is not a leper.
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Coffee is not for kids.
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I will not eat things for money.
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I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call. 
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The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee. 
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I will not call the principal "spud head". 
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Goldfish don't bounce.
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Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. 
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No one is interested in my underpants. 
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I will not sell miracle cures.
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I will return the seeing-eye dog. 
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I do not have diplomatic immunity.
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I will not charge admission to the bathroom. 
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I will never win an emmy.
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The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. 
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
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I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause. 
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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. 
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My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. 
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I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
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I am not deliciously saucy.
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Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan". 
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I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
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There are plenty of businesses like show business. 
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Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. 
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I will not waste chalk.
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I will not skateboard in the halls. 
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I will not instigate revolution. 
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I will not draw naked ladies in class. 
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I did not see Elvis.
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I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes". 
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Garlic gum is not funny.
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They are laughing at me, not with me.
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I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom. 
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I will not encourage others to fly.
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I will not fake my way through life. 
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Tar is not a plaything.
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I will not Xerox my butt. 
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It's potato, not potato.
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I will not trade pants with others. 
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I am not a 32 year old woman.
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I will not do that thing with my tongue. 
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I will not drive the principal's car. 
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I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. 
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I will not sell school property.
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I will not burp in class. 
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I will not cut corners.
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I will not get very far with this attitude. 
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I will not belch the National Anthem. 
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I will not sell land in Florida.
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I will not grease the monkey bars.
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I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. 
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I will not do anything bad ever again. 
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I will not show off.
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I will not sleep through my education. 
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I am not a dentist.
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Spitwads are not free speech. 
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Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
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High explosives and school don't mix. 
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I will not bribe Principal Skinner. 
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I will not squeak chalk.
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I will finish what I sta
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"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender. 
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Underwear should be worn on the inside.
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The Christmas Pageant does not stink. 
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I will not torment the emotionally frail.
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