Environmental Impact Statement

This program, when executed, uses 100% recycled bits.  No bits are created
or destroyed.  Our programmers are dedicated to the goal of "The Empty Bit
Bucket."  Zero Metaphysical Improbabilites!

We encourage all our users to petition our less environmentally-conscious
competition to adopt these slogans, and the goals they embody, as the path
to a metaphysically comprehensible future.

Parties interested in receiving more information should try:
cat /dev/null

This statement has been brought to you by the members of the Softhead
Interfering Institute.
